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NOT How I Wanted To Start My Day

As I was backing out of the driveway, this cop passed me by. After I got a little way down the road, I looked in my mirror and saw the cop turning around. Did I panic, no? Fast-forward five seconds later and there were six police cars down the street. SIX!!!!! And they were all split on both sides of the street!

Now THIS made me nervous!!!!! Some of them were out of their cars and they started walking in the middle of the road as I pulled up.

What happened? Surprisingly nothing. Nothing at all. I guess every run in with the police doesn’t have to be bad. BUT sometimes you won’t have any woes to ride thru the SIX with.

Make it a great day people.

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Lemonade

It’s funny, because people say that I’m not serious; but they take me seriously. I laugh so hard, because I know how sadness feels. It’s easy for most people to be sad, but I’m not most people. I have found ways to make it easy for me to laugh. And if the world laughs along with me, I don’t care. If the world doesn’t laugh along with me, then so be it. That’s yals choice.

Stuff just happens in life and I feel that stuff gets handled better if you laugh at it. Yesterday, I needed a good laugh and the Lord sent me one! I was at Kroger buying Gatorade and Powerade, because they were 69 cents. As I was putting them in my car, one of the bags busted. A few of them started to roll away, but I got them. I put them in the car and got ready to drive. As I was backing out, this guy pulls into the spot next to me and I got on my break. After that, I proceeded to back out and I heard this big POP and splatter! I found out QUICKLY that I didn’t get all of the Gatorades off the ground. Long story short, I ran over one of the Gatorades and just drove off like nothing happened.

The ONLY thing that could’ve made that better is if the guy would’ve tried to get out as that happened! OH I WAS IN TEARS!!!! At that point, I didn’t even care that that was wasted money! It was COMPLETELY worth my 69 cents!

Anywho, that’s how I conquered a situation that could’ve sent me from 0 to 100 real quick. This was my story for the day.

Address To The Union

I will NOT apologize for post on my page.
I will NOT apologize for post on my page.
I will NOT apologize for post on my page.
I will NOT apologize for post on my….

Okay guys. *Mentally prepares for a humbling moment* I know that sometimes my post can be a little…CHILDISH. So, I’m turning over a new leaf. I want you guys to tell me EXACTLY what I should be posting. I truly mean it. The old me would’ve said that if you don’t like my post, then you have an option not to see them at your immediate disposal. BUT that’s not right. You see, you guys are what make my page MY PAGE!!!!!! It has very little to do with me!

So get to it. Yal tell me what I should post (or post about next), and I’ll do it for the next rest of my life.

A Letter To Facebook

Dear Facebook,

I would like to take this time to inform you about an issue that really grinds my gears. Yes! YES I am SURE that I want to unfriend this person! They send me invites about EVERY WEEK to events that I DO NOT go to! AND they ALWAYS send me Candy Crush notifications! DO I LOOK LIKE I WANT TO CRUSH CANDY???? If ANYTHING, I look like I want to eat it!

In short, I’m saying yes. Indeed I do know what I am doing when I purposefully click on the unfriend button. So please don’t ask me if I’m sure whether or not I want to unfriend Average Joe or Mike…or Molly. I didn’t change my mind within a matter of a second.

Sincerely,

A Brother Who Is Tired Of Being Questioned